samedi 7 mai 2011

6 Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

By Paul Nyhart


Here's a query: will you miss listening to the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you answered yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) someone who dons shades indoors. Should you undoubtedly answered no, you're probably one of the millions of silent Americans who don't fully realize where to turn when it comes to discovering music which truly has a message as well as speaks to matters close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out hits such as factories crank out car parts or fastfood chains crank out burgers. Wouldn't it be great to give ourselves some assortment, particularly something that spoke to the lifestyle of game enthusiasts? Nerdcore doesn't pretend to be pop music, and that is why it had good results amongst individuals who are looking for something diverse. It's music which is completely unique, has a message, and a ton of unknown artists who are talented but not known. I think it is time we gave Nerdcore more "air-time."

Listed below are 6 Pop Musicians that must be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

While turning the "S" in boys to "Z" teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this group of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be missed by merely a handful of men and women, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist's parents. Their number one tune on iTunes says volumes about how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It's believed the lines were inspired by a combination of John Lennon's music and a dream Ozzy Osbourne once had. Nerdcore rise-up...

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those cologne commercials

P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo' Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy's name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990's.

P Diddy is actually a brand, a commodity...he's just been smart enough to manage his brand and ensure he was the guy pulling the strings. His music has grown into more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any musician not named Rebecca Black, even though somewhat much less original (at least she has her very own original songs).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most profitable musicians of all-time. That's primarily based from the fact that she's the sole musician to have 7 songs in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Take a look at another fact, though...all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Should we need to consistently keep listening to find out. Here's hoping we don't have to...

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you thought I was gonna propose replacing "Eminem" didn't you? Yet that would have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn't actually care what other individuals think...you'd need to think that his enormous success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine musicians...but the executives making the decisions must think otherwise.

But, I digress, we're swapping out Jerimih, the guy who loves birthday sex as well as wants you down on him. He's incredibly popular, drives luxury vehicles and is a celebrity. Hey, I'm sold...the real question is, just how many more singles would it take to realize that Jermih happens to be a filthy rich star, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there's no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we're still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I remember T-Pain's debut single "I'm Sprung." A song dedicated to his wife, which actually provided some exclusive insight into the conflicting nature of (dare I mention it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I'm on a Boat music video who apparently really loves money (just like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win...no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He'd be easy to replace - get rid of the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a jar everytime he mentions the word money in a record and he'd make music for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas who really speaks. He's turn out to be among the most dominant producers/beat makers in the music business. He's a God amongst women working on their treadmills, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this if you really want to go huge) but to anyone searching for actual music, he' just another dude making filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, yet doesn't really do it for anyone looking for a jolt of motivation or something which they can relate to (that's what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was "that b***h".

All these haters mad because I'm so established.

They know I'm a beast, yeah I'm a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told...

But do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and let me know if you believe the world is prepared for more Nerdcore.




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