vendredi 26 juillet 2013

Keep The Yellow Golf Shirt Inside The Bag

By Edward Simon


Another beautiful day, out on the golf course, and I am feeling like a million bucks wearing my bright yellow golf shirt, and the girl I want to meet, is just a golf hole before me.

There she goes, off the tee box. Down the middle of the fairway on number 2 hole. The last time I was out here, she faded it right into the bunker, just next to my favorite ball placement. I missed my golden opportunity to meet her at that time. I pull hooked the ball on the opposite side of the fairway.

Maybe we wil meet a couple holes down. She has to come back down number 3, and I should be teeing off number 2-tee box at the same time. Maybe I will impress her with a beautiful drive, straight and long down the fairway. Worst-case scenario is going to be another long hook out into her fairway this time. I wonder if she will stop and watch me fly the trees, hitting back to the green?

Here we go. I see that her drive on number 3 landed left side of the fairway. I better tee this puppy up and let it fly. If I'm going to impress her, now is the time. With this bright yellow golf shirt on, there is no way that she will not notice me. I'm sure I'll stand out. This is my chance.

Amazing golf shot happening here! It is flying way out of sight! I notice her looking over as the ball lands and rolls. Amazing! I think I did it! All I need to do is proudly walk down the middle of the fairway. I feel like a pro with this yellow golf shirt on, taking the turn at the Masters. Now all I have to do is keep a straight face, as if it's routine, and walk down the left side of the middle. That would bring me a little closer, without having to yell, to say hi. I better determine quickly what to say, in case she compliments me on a nice golf shot.

Oh great! I hit it so far. The foursome before me is yelling and waving. I completely forgot to wait until they were out of reach. How embarrassing is this going to be? I'm the only golf player in my group out on the fairway. All of my golf buddies are on the opposite side of the fairway. How do you try to impress someone with a great golf shot, only to find out, the shot almost hit someone? This isn't good. What is even worse? I think her parents are walking my way. Excellent! Let's meet the parents!

Perfect timing! My friends need a hand on the other side of the fairway to look for a lost ball! It is a good thing I carry an extra shirt, just in case it rains. I think I need to change this bright yellow golf shirt on the other side of the fairway. First impression will have to wait.




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